Pregnancy Tests
There have been several posts over time regarding use of home pregnancy tests, when they work and how to interpret them. Let’s begin with the physiology of a pregnancy.
Using a typical 28 day menstrual cycle, ovulation would take place on day fifteen, counting from the beginning of the last period. Theoretically, this will be the day of ovulation. Do not live by this hypothetical; women have become pregnant on every day of the cycle including during menstruation. For our purposes, let us further assume that unprotected sex occurs on this fifteenth day with a healthy dose of semen ejaculated into the vagina. There is a one in four chance of a live baby developing.
The mechanism is that sperm from that dose of semen will find its way through the cervical os. In actual practice, millions will find their way and start swimming randomly around the uterus. Some of these sperm will find their way into one or the other of the fallopian tubes – one of which (sometimes both) will be transporting a fresh egg, ready to be fertilized. It may take from a few minutes to a few days for the egg and a sperm to negotiate that he will be accepted. Only in the last decade have we determined that the egg has some decision making process and does not passively accept any sperm that presents itself. Now the egg has been fertilized, thereby becoming a blastocyst, and continues its way down the fallopian tube into the uterus. This trip and subsequent implantation can take several days – six is considered to be the maximum. The fertilized egg will begin cellular division and require nutrition. At this point, it either dies and is passed out through the vagina (women have actually seen the egg deposited in their knickers) or it implants itself into the vaginal lining and draws nutrition from the rich covering that has been built up since the last period.
When, and only when, the egg becomes implanted, the body begins to produce quantities of human Chorionic Gonadotropin – the hormone of pregnancy. It is this hCG that can be detected by pregnancy tests, BUT, it is not detectable in the bloodstream for six days nor in the urine for eight days. Production of hCG inceases rapidly and remains at a rather high level through the first trimester of pregnancy and then tapers off but continues throughout the pregnancy and lactation. It is the hCG that signals the mix of other hormones in the bloodstream to cause menstruation or retard ovulation. This is the theoretically typical situation. It will vary a bit if ovulation varies or if the sperm are delivered into the vagina a few days before or after the moment of ovulation (egg release from the ovary).
We can conclude from this description that the marker used by ALL pregnancy tests will not show up for, usually, twelve days or a bit more. Therefore, the tests do not work well before twelve to fourteenn days after unprotected sex and this will usually be after a period is late. If ovulation took place very early in the cycle, the test may work before the next period is due. Most tests’ instruction sheets will indicate accuracy “from the day your period is due.” More realistically, a few days after you expect your period.
All the tests use basically the same chemistry but their administration varies. It is important to read the instruction sheet several times and follow the instructions precisely. With some, you pee on a stick; some, pee in a cup and dip the stick; some, pee in a cup, add a few drops of reagent and dip the stick. Some change color; some have geometric patterns of lines appear; some have words appear. The key is to follow the timeline directed. Left in the urine too long, all tests will show pregnancy; too short or not completely wetted, will give a false negative.
Beware the advertising. Some tests advertise 99% accuracy the first day of a missed period. Not likely. The level of hCG is so low that it may not be detected or the indicator may be so faint as to be unreadable. “Giving it more time” is not a solution. All the tests will give a positive if left in the urine for long. That same test will be much more accurate just a day later. We have come a long way from “the rabbit died” and “the frog died” (fifty years ago, urine was injected into a female rabbit, later, a frog, and, if hCG was present, the animals ovaries went into overdrive, ruptured and killed the beast) to rather simple and private testing. That can be a long fortnight from losing control and having unprotected sex until the test is accurate.
Brandye






