Role Play: Law & Order

Role Play: Law & Order

What better way to up the ante on sexual fantasy than by adding a bit of taboo factor?

Have you ever wished you had a 'good-girl' play 'bad-cop' with you? How about being taken advantage of by a sexy stranger? Or the ultimate: weaseling your way out of being arrested, by seducing the one person who has the power to let you go? Kinky perpetrators and those guilty of being a tease will highly enjoy the dirty edge that role plays involving crime and punishment provide; but if you fail to serve your sentence, you'll have to get what's coming to you … now 'that's the ticket'!

Why it's hot

1. Domination & Submission

As with many fantasies, role plays involving cops and criminals center upon taking control - and also having control taken away. In real life, a situation involving a judge, cop or robber would be dangerous and outright illegal; there's maybe a struggle involved - which can only mean constant rubbing of bodies - and any thrashing generally only makes your clothes ride up over your private parts. The options for experimenting with dominance and submission are practically endless and let's not forget that there are plenty of tools and props that can be used.

2. It's unexpected and dangerous.

These fantasies can represent an intensely erotic way to role play. The element of risk can get practically anyone going, and the idea of relinquishing control to a sexy intruder or a cocky cop can definitely push the boundaries of your sex life. And since you have to think on your feet in a scenario that's spontaneous (e.g. a burglar creeps into bed while the victim is falling asleep and forcefully covers their mouth before they can protest), it'll make the situation feel even more thrilling. By the time a submissive hear the words of your overpowering assailant whispering, "You're mine. I'm going to have you whether you like it or not", they'll be eager to take a punishment.

3. Uniforms are sexy

Most people are suckers for a person in uniform. Let's face it, a uniform is commanding, powerful, and can makes anybody who wears one downright sexy. As soon as you put on the tight fitting trousers, dress shirt and cap, it's hard not to want to adopt the persona of an authority figure gone wicked. The other great thing about uniforms is they fit nice 'n snug and can easily camouflage any number of physical flaws that a person may feel that their naked body has.


Cop and Criminal

After catching a thief trying to break into a car in the middle of the night, the cop decides to teach them a lesson, so s/he pins them up against the car and starts in on a thorough body search.

"Hands on the wall and spread 'em..."

"Please officer, I've already got two strikes on my record. Is there any way I can convince you to let me off easy?"

Judge and Lawyer

A sexy lawyer is working on a case that s/he can't afford to lose. How far will s/he go? Find out in a private session in the judge's chambers!

"If you don't do as I say, you'll be held in contempt, and I never show leniency to people who mouth off in my courtroom."

"I'll do what it takes to get my client off, and if means enduring some judicial punishment, I can take it…"

Jail Guard and Prisoner

There's a new prisoner in cell block eight. The resident guard noticed s/he has a problem with authority ... and decides to do some adjusting after lock-down.

"I'm going to make you serve every last bit of your sentence … struggling will only make it worse for you."

"Your 'spouse' won't be able to attend your scheduled conjugal visit. Luckily, I'm here to be their replacement…"

Shopkeeper and Thief

A shopkeeper catches a rather sexy shoplifter stealing from his/her store. After threatening to call the cops if s/he doesn't pay for it, the thief suggests they settle the matter between the two of them.

"If you promise not to call the cops, I'll 'pay you back' for the stolen stuff right here, right now."

"As much as I want to see you get punished, I'll let you get away with it this time, but only on one condition: I keep my hidden camera rolling..."

Late Night Burglar

Waking up to noise in the middle of the night, a homeowner realizes there's an armed burglar in the house. Outmatched, the homeowner is at the invader's mercy.

"Please don't hurt me. Take whatever you want, anything, and just get out. I promise I won't call the cops on you."

"Whatever I want, huh? I've been casing this place for weeks, and I know exactly what I'm going to take. Let's start with your clothes..."

What You May Need (Costumes and Props)

These role plays lend themselves well to dressing up and using props to stimulate a lovely mix of 'pleasure and pain'. So, once you've named your crime, it's time to get into character...

Costumes for a role play involving individuals of authority (e.g. cop, jailer or judge) can be purchased at a uniform supply, fancy dress, or adult novelty shop - or come right out of your closet. Make sure to include a collared shirt, slacks, overcoat and boots. These can then easily be accessorized to achieve the desired effect with the following: fake badge; aviator sunglasses; cap or hat; baton; and a holster that can hold your props.

Props & Accessories

When you're playing naughty policeman, there are certain props that are practically indispensable, these are: handcuffs; fake weapon; a baton... you can get a replica, but our suggestion is to go with a long, black dildo that you can use on your partner.

Accessories for everything include: rope (or anything else you'd use to tie up your partner – such as a bathrobe belt); masking tape or duct tape; rubber knife or other fake weapon.

Final Thought

A great way to come up with more ideas for dialogue is to read up on erotica (which is conveniently accessible online or in adult bookstores) that is based on your role play fantasy of choice. The more you become familiar with the type of language used, the easier and more natural it will feel to embody your new, authoritative persona.

Do you have any great lines or interesting scenarios that can be used in the name of crime and punishment? Lay down the law and post them here...!

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