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Bumpers
Not only does the Bumpers family require a man to be able to bend his erection downwards, it contains some of the more difficult positions to both get into and maintain! A worthy challenge for those who want to say they've tried them all... though we recommend you use caution when starting out with these, slipping can have some painful consequences.
Position Variations
Bumpers
At the head of the Bumper family, the standard variation is one of the easier positions in this relatively difficult family. Requiring an erection that can aim downwards, it may be uncomfortable for men who find this difficult, though a few pillows under the woman's rear may help to reduce the strain. A difficult position to generate thrust distance in, you may find benefit from having the man hold on to her ankles to give her something to push off of with her legs.
Bumper Battle
The adult version of the couch game, the Battle variation requires a lot of team work to pull off... and definitely deserves a double black diamond rating if it were a slope. To get the movement down, couples need to push off each other with their feet, and then pull back together using their arms. Pillows under the woman's back are highly recommended to reduce the chance of slipping, and you may even want to consider wearing sneakers for better grip!
Closed Bumpers
The Closed variation of Bumpers brings the man's legs together and leaves them suspended over the woman's body. The most notable benefit is the increase in the woman's mobility, though this benefit comes at the cost of the man's mobility, which is greatly reduced. Consequently, we recommend for women to take it slow and establish their man's comfort zone before going buck wild. As in many forms of the Bumpers, locking hands is essential to keep each other in position, and to prevent injury from sliding off.
Planted Bumpers
One of the easiest members of the Bumpers family, the Planted variation places the woman's feet on the ground. Offering better leverage to utilize the legs for movement, we recommend it as a candidate for being the best starting point in this group. If you are amongst those that find the downward angle to be too uncomfortable, some cushions under both partner's backs might help reduce the strain enough to make it more feasible.
Pressed Bumpers
One of the tougher members of the already tough Bumper family, the Pressed variation plants the woman's feet on the back of the man's thighs. Offering some of the best leverage for generating penetration distance, it may also be the most injury prone! We recommend extreme caution with this one, and you may even consider leaving the man's pants or underwear over the thighs to provide better traction.
Bumper Tower
In the Tower variation of Bumpers, both partners attempt to hold their legs straight up in the air... Discovered in the lab, we have not field tested it yet, and advise any couples who are thinking about trying it to do so with extreme caution. We imagine movement to be generated by rolling the pelvis up and down, and pillows under the woman's lower back are likely essential for both leverage and reducing the chance of an injury from slipping down.
Wrapped Bumpers
In the Wrapped variation of Bumpers, the man wraps his legs around the woman's thighs, which can help provide the man with some leverage for a rocking motion. However, with limited mobility from the man, most of the movement needs to be generated from the woman - who also has limited mobility. We recommend that the man hold onto the woman's feet to give her a little more to push and pull against it with her legs. This position requires a lot of teamwork!
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If there's a 3rd person watching and cumming at the end, it's basically 9/11
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We have just field tested "bumper tower" and happily report a delightful if not penetrating succrss,,, highly recommend this position for post missionary giggles,,,
Has anyone done this?!?!?
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