Sex Toy Reviews

Our sex toy and novelty review section features in depth reviews of some of the best selling and highest rated sex toys on the market. From luxury vibes from brands like Lelo and sex furniture from brands like Liberator, to all-time best sellers like the Pocket Rocket, we're testing them all out to see just how much bang you get for your buck... Please note, this section of the site contains affiliate links, so any purchases you make help support the site!

5X Finger Vibe

This powerful yet quiet vibrator can be worn on your digits for maximum control; it’s pleasure at your very fingertips. 7.5/10

Vanity Vr10.5

'Jopen' your front door to the skilled craftsmanship of female sex toy visionaries! It's Vanity - but the lady's worth it! 9.5/10

Luna Pleasure Beads

A Bead System that takes on the concept of Kegel Exercises to encourage your vaginal fitness & boost your level of sexual gratification. 8/10

Lelo Mona

The uses of this elegantly designed body stimulator are practically endless - your Mona will have you moaning in no time! 9/10

Lelo Elise

Sleek silicone vibrating dildo with delicate arch & gentle curves. Created by Lelo, makers of functional, aesthetic female-friendly pleasure toys. 9.5/10


Why not add an exciting new element to your Kegel exercises? This weighted barbell helps get/keep your PC muscles in top shape! 9/10

Lelo Ina

Experience unparalleled pleasure with this paramount version of a rabbit style vibrator - and there’s not a bunny in sight! 10/10

Lelo Lily

With an ergonomic silhouette and silky smooth finish, this petite pleasurizer is the ultimate in sophisticated self gratification. 8.5/10

Onye Vibrator

This elegantly presented vibrator should not be overlooked: its precise multi pattern settings make it a joy to play with! 9/10

Lulu Satin Scoop

Ooh, la la. It’s the perfect accessory for bed, bath and beyond. You’ll swear this little wand works magic! 9/10

Rhythm O Rabbit

Though its motor is top of the line, sadly this is one bunny that should go back inside its own burrow! 3/10


This ergonomic sex toy is creating quite a ‘buzz’ in the media – find out whether it really measures up to the hype! 8.5/10

Platinum Pleasurizer

A winning combination of powerful vibes and a unique ‘intimate scoop’ will sweep you away to bliss extraordinaire. 6.5/10

Waterproof Amore

You’ll want to go buck wild in the bath or shower with the super bendy stylings of this delightful bad-boy! 8/10


Legendary toy for men ... a top performing sleeve product; read how the Wonder Wave & Speed Bump models made our reviewer's toes curl! 9.5/10

Whisper Micro-Bullet

Don’t underestimate how much of a warm buzz you'll get when you use this ultra tiny self-heating micro-bullet. 6.5/10

Vanity Vr Series

We explore 3 more toys from Jopen's new 19-piece line of superb mind- opening, silicone stimulators! 9/10

Lelo Gigi

By far the best G-Spot toy we've tried. Superior quality, classy and a great performance! A GREAT gift for any occasion. 10/10

Rock-Chick Review

Uniquely shaped vibrator serves up a very satisfying clitoral & g-spot orgasm; the more you bounce, pulse & grind, the better the experience... 9.5/10

Petite Vibrating Nipple Teasers

Why do clits get to have all the fun? These quivering clamps are small in size, but big on impact! 4/10

Lelo Tor II

With a sophisticated design and multiple applications for use, cock rings just don’t get better than this! 8.5/10

Platinum Butterfly Kiss

Tired of mothballs in your tickle trunk? The delicate wings of this dual female teaser will give you flight! 7.5/10


The ergonomic understated design of the Liberte truly does deserve the title "Art That Works". 6.5/10

Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo

So many good things to say about this! Stackable sex shapes that benefit every gender, size & orientation; that's why it ranks so highly! 9.5/10